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Give me anything yellow and I’ll love you forever

The Amelie movie sucks

The only thing I remember from the movie is the lukewarm music that all ‘good girls’ loved, you know, the ones with curly brown hair and floral dresses. Amelie running around Paris on her bike and then something happens which I don’t remember cause I probably started daydreaming of more exciting things I could be doing.

MacBooks are the best

I am currently typing on my brand new MacBook, the glorious space grey. I’m all upgraded. I love the feeling of metal and the way the keys bounce when I type but let’s be honest. I have no idea what I’m doing half the time, three macs in and I still cannot backup properly, my apple id pops up all the time cause of some reason I will never know, my iCloud never seems to be connected, there’s always some update I haven’t done. Macs have me running to catch up like I’m the second favourite child. Nuf said.

A great job

There’s no such thing as a great job. There’s either a job, or there isn’t. No one chose to work for fun. You work cause you have to, or cause you’re a masochist. Most people have to. End of story. There are so many things you could be doing with yourself in this world. Why would one enjoy waking up to an alarm before the break of dawn to run to some asshole’s company for the next who knows how many hours to make that asshole rich and barely have anytime left for anything else? Please, let’s cut the BS.

You look great

Said the friend to the other friend trying on a new pair of jeans. Most times it’s a big fat lie. You tell someone they look great cause 1. you want to get it over with and go home, 2. you don’t want to be the one to tell them their ass has gotten even bigger 3. you don’t give two shits anyway, you got better things to do and your friend should go on a diet.

Grocery list

What you put in your trolley is very different from what you really want. However, you feel some kind of cocky pride when you walk through the isles with your three types of lettuce and berries. You look down on all the common people buying chips and white bread, when all you ever want to buy is

  • red wine
  • vodka
  • bread
  • cheese
  • milk chocolate.

That’s all the groceries you need bitch. Deal with it.

Published by Nat

Enjoying writing as much as the next person (I guess). Thank you for coming. Please stay.

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